Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Study hall...

I have study hall 4th hour this semester, in the cafeteria. I sit by the main study hall guy, who has a walkie-talkie. Here's what I have heard in the 40 minutes I've been sitting here:

1. "We have student who passed out in room 101. The nurse is already there. Can a principal assist?"
2. "Mrs. Mabery, please let me know when said skippers re-enter the building, and direct them to me. I want the video survillence of them also."
3. "Dolly, can you go by the weight room at your earliest convienence? Someone has accidently sprayed the fire extingusher."
4. "This is Mr. Saluri. I have ...... and ...... here in the Hy-Vee parking lot. They say they have signed out, but they also are in possession of tobacco. I'm escorting them back to the building."
5. "Mike the delivery driver for Pepsi, just ran over the curb and might be stuck back by the basement door."
6. "I need a hall monitor to get ....... from choir; it's too noisy for them to hear our call into the room."

Nothing like an exciting day in study hall. I had no idea so much gossip went over the walkie-talkie wire.

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