Mr. Goodscents is so much cooler. Here, Mom, let me write down what I want in case you forget when you get there, because you are so old.
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And please, Mom, don't embarrass me like you did last time. Don't talk to my friends. They don't want to talk to you. Just bring me Mr. Goodscents, sit quietly, and don't talk to anyone.