Priceless story for this Friday evening:
One of my senior boys apparently went to Walmart last night with a stolen credit card. Purchased a few items, then went back again and was caught this time on security camera. His face was plastered all over the news last night, and the other students turned him in. He was arrested. His mom had to bail him out of jail this morning because his girlfriend was going into labor.
You can't make this stuff up.