The Nobody's got into my Mary Kay foundation and smeared it all over the bathroom counter. When I saw Kaylin, she had the foundation tube in her hand, but promises me it was nobody.
The Nobody's also turned on Kaylin's light when it was supposed to be off. Macy was asleep and Bobby was at the fire station, but Kaylin again promises me it was nobody.
Nobody's good friend It Wasn't Me has been visiting quite a bit too. It Wasn't Me pinched Kaylin in the car last week, and It Wasn't Me also colored on the car seat with a green marker.
Wish we could count Nobody and It Wasn't Me on our tax deductions.
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